apatheticq's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The longest thing you'll never read. Hi. I think that's the way I should start this off. Maybe something like, "I remember", and then talk about something I don't remember cause it never happened. I do that often. I remember the time that I ate 3 dogs. No, That was obviously too far fetched, let me try again. I remember the time my toaster was broken so I used the oven to cook a poptart. That never happened to me, but you thought it did. Or maybe you didn't, the preface was enough for you to realize that. But maybe I'm lying, Have you thought of that?! Oh you did... -------- If god made everything, who made god? -------- I started the mid entry break in diaryland. No one cares because of live journals, but honestly. I created it! -------- You think I'm lying. -------- If pirates were still around today, I think it would be ackward to see one in a buisness suit with a parrot on his shoulder, an eye patch, and a leg missing. Not because of the suit, frankly I beileve that pirates should have adopted that wardrobe. -------- People who watch me write say that I look ravenous. I don't know. I type like a madman, and sound just as sane. Or not sane. Was that sarcasm? Because the way to deliniate sarcasm, is to add that sarcastic voice. OHHHH.. SUUREEEE YOU INVEENNNTTTEEDDD BREAKKKSS... -------- If I owned a cat, I think I would name it something like "Mr. Fredrickson the Third." I don't know why, but I expect my cat to be very regal. I don't want a tom cat out chasin the ladies at night. I want a cat who will be fit to take one lump of sugar with his tea. -------- I just got disconnected offline, but you wouldn't know that because I kept i.e. open. -------- If I were a car, I'd be a manual. -------- If I were a girl, you'd need a manual. -------- If I were a short black actor, I'd be Emmanual Lewis. -------- I hate cousins named jill -------- I hate when people correct me. -------- I hate when your arm gets tired when masturbating, and you have to make the choice if you want to continue, or if you just want to go to sleep. -------- I am too delerious to understand myself right now. I think that's the key to good writing. It's almost like liqour, or a subconcious state. your mind will say things you are too embarressed to normally say. your mind wanders, and all thoughts are valid. penis, vagina, motor oil, the original zelda. not that zelda 2 shit, i hated that game. -------- Sloppy sex is the most unappealing sex. I think that's somewhat inherant in the title though. Is anything Sloppy all that exuisite? ------- in 5 seconds it will be the future. now it's not. -------- Haiku. This is my haiku it follows all of the rules sex penis sex pen -------- I am not really that preoccupied with sex, however the idea that I feel open enough to say anything I want thus rushes to the things that I may not be so open about saying. If that makes sense. change. Not, change like, i will change, but change as in cents. I made a joke. You didn't get it. ------- I just deleted the last sentance. Guess what it said. -------- xxeess Can you break a heart? I think you could squish a heart, and cut a heart, but to break it you would really need it to be much more solid. -------- My heart is made of cells. It's like a prison. -------- The last cigarette is a terrible feeling. -------- People on the internet swoon over people on the internet because they can't have them. If you could have me, you wouldn't want me, and to take it a step further, there are probably several me's in your city. -------- I am one and only. -------- if you send me your dirty underware, i will send you 3 cereal box tops. -------- Cereals never had good prizes. If cereals including things like dirty underware, and brand new cars, and cash, and rocket ships, I think I would eat a lot more cereal -------- I don't drink soda. It just doesn't taste good. I drink iced tea. -------- There needs to be dryer sheets for clingy people. That little cuddly bear should give it a shot. -------- I don't think that my life would be any better or worse any other way. Like, If I was rich, I would be the same. If I was poor, I'd be the same. If I was black, if I was a fish, if I was anything. I would still be me. -------- If you have read to this point, post a note on my note page. I expect none. -------- lighters are portable flames. What? You people are so hard to please. If you were in 100ad you'd be amazed. -------- I like it much better when girls are clothed. naked is just too naked for my tastes. -------- I like being naked though, I'm odd. -------- I never use my F 1-12 keys. That space doesn't need to be there. -------- .... i don't know how much longer i can do this. sooo tired.... -------- I wonder how people in b.c. explained electric shock. Like, when you accidently shock someone. I bet that's how magic came about. -------- I'd be a rad mage if i had a ballon and a sock. -------- whenever I see an ankh, i actually see a little boy in a parka. -------- I don't like the term "Girlfriend" I like to use the term "Lover" -------- sometimes i get dizzy, and fall down, and never get back up. -------- sex is the most fun thing in the world, but you can't have it all the time. it's just not as much fun. same with eating. same with anything. the best part of sex is the anticipation. -------- the only time it's cool to see someone naked is the first time, so make that feeling last. -------- When I go to sleep tonight, i will cuddle up with my blankee, and pretend it's real, and kicking me in the stomach. -------- i hide sometimes. -------- where was i going with this? -------- I love talcum power. I am a smooth person. Not talking wise, just like.. skin. -------- I am a much better writer than I am anything else. I want the world to be one big notepad. -------- i'm sorry, the best part of sex is right before i cum. the worst part of sex is right after. -------- I love snuggling after sex. It's the yummiest. Unless it's hot, then I want to mentally cuddle. -------- my favourite month is febuary. -------- Pills are used to change who you are into something else. -------- I am not a very good painter. -------- I've always wanted to be everyone else. Not because I don't want to be me, I just want to know what it's like to be them. -------- Socks are evil when it's hot, wonderful when it's cold, and on my floor when it's both. -------- I used to eat grass as a kid. I think that made me turn into a weird zombie like person that actually feels nothing like you do. -------- My brain is corrupted. I want to format it, and start over. -------- Talking about computers is lame, even as an anaology. -------- Am I done yet? -------- two more?!?! -------- Once upon a time, I was me but smaller, and I lived in a house that seemed bigger, but was smaller, and all my food seemed bigger, but was smaller, and I don't remember most things that happened because as you get bigger, you forget all the small stuff. -------- I wish that people could judge me not by my looks, but by the content of my diary. -------- goodnite. 4:19 a.m. - April 18, 2002 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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