apatheticq's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a short entry Question Sleep, I said I would go to sleep before now, and I haven't. Talking to someone I usually don't. They just logged off, and I'm sad. Why? -------- Last night I learned that most of my social circle at the moment used to do heroin. I was freaked out a bit... -------- Sausage is not an appealing food to me. -------- Subway cuts bread horribly now. -------- I was going to post this in "girls-suck", but I'm too lazy to log out of this, so here goes. Last night I was hanging out at my friends work when a beautiful girl walked in. She obviously was giving me every chance in the world to talk to her, which I completely ignored like a deer in headlights. When she walked out, she sat at her car for a few minutes smoking a cigarette looking at me until she drove off. Girls suck because they make me suck. -------- Okay, now that is done I can go back to non-sensical shit. -------- YEstriday i saw a dinosaur eat a mailman. His name was fluffy. -------- Mr. T has become an icon again. -------- I pity da fool. Don't gib me no jibber jabber! -------- Emo kids hate me. -------- Religous people who say, "They aren't real christians." are alot like punk rockers. I'm more punk than you. -------- oi oi oi -------- I created the diary break. Feer me. -------- I am overusing it now. -------- I have no more cigarettes which makes me want to cry. -------- Cams get really boring after 5 minutes. -------- I want to see something naked, and barbequed. -------- That was a weird statement. -------- The person who said that would probably eat bufflo wings on the toilet. -------- steriotyping is fun -------- i feel like eating a vegan. -------- sometimes i write stuff without thinking, and this is when the amazing stuff shines. -------- poop -------- I've always wanted to say something nonsensical in other languages too. -------- combien de persona i'llatill dans ta famille -------- that is what 6 years of french gets you my friends. -------- i don't think i spelled a single word correctly. -------- in english, or french -------- are you still reading this? -------- remember this number, there will be a quiz afterwards 14 --------- What is the capitol of Alaska? Jeannao! --------- Girls make my pee pee hard. --------- Some things I say I wouldn't think was funny at all if someone else said. --------- I laugh at myself when I fall down. --------- What number did I say before? If you said 13, you are correct! --------- Don't scroll up. --------- I wish you were laying next to me, so I wouldn't have to be writing this inane crap. --------- not that I have to be, I "enjoy" it. --------- bullocks on you! --------- you are pretty sometimes. --------- I am making up for all the entries I've missed in the last few months. --------- I'm up to March. --------- I own a cat, and it can open doors --------- When I buy it expensive cat food, people look at me funny, cause I only by myself spam. --------- if i would have said spam in any other context, it would have been funny. --------- I like almonds --------- I dislike the almond brothers. --------- Mail is funny when you pretend it's male. --------- I went out to check the male. --------- I retract the second to last statement. --------- April Showers make you clean. --------- May flowers smell pretty. --------- winter flowers don't smell so pretty. --------- how many entries more do i need to do?! --------- people who use correct change are just plain weird. --------- I use correct change. --------- I need to clean up this room. --------- I am drinking a slim fast shake, not because I am fat, but because they taste yummy. I bet if they labeled them, "Yummy shakes" everyone would but them and lose weight. --------- why don't people hug more often? --------- irony is not just for humor anymore. --------- anymore humor for not is irony. --------- I can't think of anything else to say. --------- Cows don't have skin! --------- Skin is overrated. --------- The ad for a diary over this entry is "The Wasteland". Then why would I want to go? Weirdos! --------- People say I'm dumb, so I say No you're not. But they get upset when you agree! --------- Last night, the funniest thing I said was mean. A girl who was obviously acting stupid was talking way too much, so I said, "You're dumb." in a sarcastic way. But since she WAS acting dumb, it wasn't sarcastic, it was mean, and everyone picked up on it. I wasn't trying to insult anyone, I was just being me, but since SHE had to go and be dumb, I GOT TO FEEL BAD!. She didn't really retort, and was just kinda quiet, but STILL I didn't mean it girl I can't remember your name cause you talked too much. -------- My friends like me cause I'm blunt. --------- when i was younger, friends liked me cause i had blunts. --------- i was 7 --------- Once apon a time i tried to write a story in my shitty diary, and couldn't cause I had writers block, so I wrote this. --------- Septempter is a crummy month. --------- So are the other 11. --------- I am not jaded, I am diamonded --------- bling bling, money ain't a thing aside from currency. --------- cd-rw didn't mean anythnig years ago. --------- maybe in a spelling bee. cool dude, right word! --------- I want to create an entire language based soley on facial expressions. It will be called. " " -------- People call me alot of things, usually revolving around my nature to not exist on a normal plane of conversation. I exist in my own reality, and am oblivious to alot of things. It's how I cope. -------- 9:03 a.m. - 2001-08-02 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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